Articles by: Harry Cathead
raw country gumption

Ceaseless sleaze: the press is crazed with chasing sex offences

November 20, 2012 8:00 pm1 comment
Ceaseless sleaze: the press is crazed with chasing sex offences

“Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. For six years I had declined to tell those kinds of jokes, because I have been told it is not presidential. But I feel kind of outdoorsy today.” –Bill Clinton I was distractedly travelling between East London’s public libraries […]

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Sir Larry the Gear – An Off-License Fixer

September 17, 2012 7:22 pm0 comments
Sir Larry the Gear – An Off-License Fixer

To Hunter Stockton Thompson, born on July 18th 1937. Happy B-day, Doc!   SIR LARRY THE GEAR – THE OFF-LICENSE FIXER An empirical study of the wild variations in meaning of the word “gear”   “Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you’re the Queen […]

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Public depravation, Nazis, Thieves and Politics

June 12, 2012 10:34 pm0 comments
Public depravation, Nazis, Thieves and Politics

 Odd happenings seen through wild Romanian eyes “Maybe this is the way it is for everybody, only you are weaker, or less lucky, or have seen something they all have not.” – Nick McDonell, Twelve A few months ago, on the 7th of April 2012, whilst the rich were attending […]

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Bestiality!

May 11, 2012 6:09 pm3 comments
Bestiality!

“63 Possession of extreme pornographic images  (7) An image falls within this subsection if it portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, any of the following: (a) an act which threatens a person’s life, (b) an act which results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person’s […]

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Lo and behold, a fashionably sermonic jabber on gods and devils.

April 23, 2012 12:53 pm0 comments
Lo and behold, a fashionably sermonic jabber on gods and devils.

“Amazing how grimly we hold on to our misery, the energy we burn fuelling our anger. Amazing how one moment, we can be snarling like a beast, then a few moments later, forgetting what or why. Not hours of this, or days, or months, or years of this… but decades. […]

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We are the internet generation and we want to smoke cheap marijuana too!

April 5, 2012 1:45 pm0 comments
We are the internet generation and we want to smoke cheap marijuana too!

A consumer-biased spliff market analysis. “It will be the general philosophy of the sheriff’s office that no drug worth taking shall be sold for money.” – Hunter S. Thompson. The High Priest of Gonzo was a great man and one of the few who knew what it means to be […]

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The FBI, Orwell and some other things.

March 23, 2012 2:03 pm0 comments
The FBI, Orwell and some other things.

“The hate continued exactly as before, except that the target had been changed.” – Orwell Fun is fast becoming an extreme sport. It seems that although it’s not illegal just yet, if you are suspected of being in conspicuously good humour, you are going to be closely watched and at […]

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The Weasel Within

March 18, 2012 1:21 pm3 comments
The Weasel Within

A country boy’s completely unwarranted take on pop psychology. Under great duress I’m writing this frustrated and desperate letter and I’m urging you readers not to take it seriously. I am heavily under the influence of several drugs as well as alcohol and television, so I’m legally covered by temporary […]

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